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Meet Kaden Barnes.

Alpha-licious in the most unexpected ways, Kaden Barnes always gets what he wants.

Enigmatic and exacting, he’s unable to keep an assistant for long. Until Lexie Parker arrives. She’s no-nonsense, efficient and all business… She’s also hot as sin and soon starring in Kaden’s dirtiest fantasies.

When their passion for each other reaches a boiling point, Kaden may think he’s calling the shots, but for this billionaire bad boy, going down easy has never felt so good.

Oh, Um, Wow

She watched as her father struggled with some unknown man. He was larger than her father. To her young self, the man seemed like a giant. He had pointed ears. Her childlike thoughts drifted to if it hurt for them to grow like that.

She cried out when she saw a blade driven into the chest of her father. She watched him look down, surprise on his face. His head turned to where Melinden was hiding. Her eyes grew large as the other man pulled out the blade. He lifted it up high, and struck it down. Her eyes clouded with tears as she watched the blade disappear into the neck of the only father she had know. She knew, even at that young age, that there was no way that he could survive that injury. Melinden wanted to run to him, to try and defend him, but her feet were glued. She was frozen with fear, unable to move.

She watched, with her hands covering her mouth should she scream, as her father fell to his knees. She watched as the man who had shoved the dagger into the neck of her father spat on the ground near her father, and then he turned away. He started to walk away when he stopped, and looked back.

“You will not be able to save her from me again, Samlyn. Nothing you do will save her from me.”

Melinden felt her breathing rapidly increase as Osburn walked towards her. His fingers were brushing against his chest as he unbuttoned his shirt. She watched, her bottom lip caught between her teeth, as he shrugged off the shirt, exposing a chest that had a small patch of hair across the pectorals, well-defined pectorals, that led to a thin trail of hair. Her eyes followed the trail to the waistband of his pants. She could see the bulge in the front, that clearly showed that he was definitely into what was going on.

“Tell me what you are thinking,” he told her, as he reached out to her, pulling him to her.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, and threaded her fingers into his hair. “All I can think is that, right now, I would really love to know what it would feel like to have your chest rub on mine,” she told him, as she pulled his mouth to hers. She slid her tongue into his open mouth, feeling his slide along hers.

She felt him shudder as he pulled her closer, deepening the kiss.She felt his hands leave her back. She was almost disappointed, until she felt his fingers on the front of her shirt. She shuddered slightly when she felt his fingers brush against the tips of her breasts.

Those are two different scenes I wrote. Today. Within a couple hours of each other. No, it’s not the full scenes, but goodness, that’s just, wow. That’s some extremes.

I’m proud of what I wrote though. Also, please note, that these are completely unedited. This is exactly how they show up in the writing right now. I’m not looking for anything. I’m just sharing.

Meant to be funny!!

How to Keep Your Man Healthy

1. plenty of men’s vitamins
2. plenty of sex
3. more vitamins
4. more sex
5. maybe some food
6. sex again

Oh wait! That’s how to keep your man HAPPY!

Well, it made ME laugh!!

Honestly, I’ve heard that sex does keep men healthier. Which is weird, since Josh doesn’t get it regularly (birth control can suck an egg … but if we didn’t have it, I’d be constantly preggo, :lol:).

Oh, wait, TMI!

Sex Talk

My husband and I have been wondering when to start the “sex talks” with Madison. Next week, there’s supposed to be some seminar like thing for kindergarteners and first graders (what she is), and they’re going to be talking about “bad touches”. So, while she’s not going to be taught about herpes simplex virus and the like, I do know that we’re gonna have to start the talks soon. We’ve already told her “no sex until we’re dead” and then Josh went “Yeah, and you just jinxed with that.”

So, when should one begin having “the talk” with their kids?

Laughing because it’s true

Have you ever read something and laughed, because you were embarrassed? Have you ever read something and laughed, because it was true? How about a combination of both? I read something today that made me do a combination of the two. It was about the Ten Things He Wishes You Wouldn’t Do, and the #1 thing?
Avoid sex as much as possible and when you do have it, make sure that it’s over as soon as possible.

I read that post out-loud to Josh and we were both laughing. Not because it was a funny post. It was written in a semi-humorous way, but it was a very serious topic. We were laughing because it was too freaking true, on my part.

Please, Mommas out there, tell me I’m not the only one who ends up being like this.