Not the greatest of tours, but this is kind of funny, in my own personal way, .

The story starts out with a very exhausted momma. Why is she so tired? Momma has been up since 10am yesterday, minus one hour of sleep around 3-4am. Yeah, she has a right to be tired, right?
But [...]

The ickies? I have them again. Spent yesterday huddled on the couch after doing some shopping. Today? It’s in my chest and in my nose. Lovely. Josh, awesome possum that he is, though, got me some more Kleenex’s. These have the Vick’s in them, and my sinuses actually like to smell the [...]

My brother’s girlfriend is pregnant. The scary thing? We’re suggesting he get DNA testing done when the baby is born. When she got pregnant, they were no longer living together. I’m not saying they weren’t sleeping together, I’m just saying I don’t trust the *bleep* as far as I can throw her. She’s the type [...]

To whom it concerns, Darlene’s work will be late,
it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate…
To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
and I’m just her kid, so how could I fight this…
To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
maybe I’ll get lucky, solitary confinement…
To whom it concerns, Darlene’s great with [...]

I’m 100% obsessed with Simming right now #
i hate thumping music. it needs to be banned in small areas, including apartment complexes. i shouldn’t have to hear another buildings music #
my neighborrs need to be shot. loud cars, loud stereos. all hours, all the time. #
I shouldn’t have to blare my laptop [...]