I don’t mean I have one. According to Chinese Astrology, my husband I are both “metal roosters”. See, rooster = cock. Cock is funny when you use it that way 😛 Other ways? Belongs in erotica novels only, IMO.
Anyways, continuing on, because I know this is going to get me a fuckton of nasty ass spam comments:
METAL ROOSTER Astrology
Feb 8, 1921 to Jan 27, 1922
Feb 5, 1981 to Jan 24, 1982
Metal roosters are strong and quite people. They remain within themselves and tend to be moody and outspoken sometimes. This temperament makes relationships difficult for them. Though they are reserved by nature they are quite brave and take call of the situation when required.
On the brighter side metal roosters are quite talented people and are completely devoted to their work. They can easily distinguish between right and wrong and have a very analytical approach to life. Even in the toughest of situations, metal roosters come out shining like a star. Their romantic lives are quite smooth, as they believe in life long commitment.
And holy shit! That fits me and my husband very well.