Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER registration my be completed by Friday, August 17th 2008.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITYAND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step
with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat
and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The
Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3
Class 5 Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To
Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used. Live
Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the