I’m a Moron
Why am I a moron? Because last night, I found a toothpick, on the floor. Oh, that’s not the bad thing. The bad thing is that I found it with my foot. Right at the pad below my baby toe. So, the side of my foot is swollen, the pad is swollen, and I can’t move very fast,
. I’m walking like a monkey, I swear! It hurts like a sonuvabitch. I mean it HURTS!! I barely got any sleep last night, because of the pain (and Josh’s snoring!). I hope like hell nothing bad happens, because I’m without medical insurance. I cleaned it immediately, but it went up, towards the toe, so I think it hurt something, because the side of foot aches, along with the toe. Joy of joys, I tell you, joy of joys!
Filed Under: mumbling, baby_toe, foot_aches, medical_insurance, moron, mumbling, toothpick
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