I’ve got a reader from Evansville No clue who it is because it’s not Mom and Dad, because they’ve got SBC, and refuse to use anything AOL-related (or even dial-up … which is what’s being logged … I love IP tracking through my CPanel, and all that good stuff [...]

You wish you were me. You know you do. Okay, maybe you don’t, but I’m happy to be me. Why, you may be asking? Because I got this:

They’re my own personal bases. No one else can use ‘em, unless I say so They’re created by the awesomely talented Crystal. [...]