1. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” Nope, still applies right now
2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. *snort* Does 9 am count?
3. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Okay, yeah
4. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Sometimes
5. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. *snort*
6. You watch the Weather Channel. *hides* No, I don’t. Seriously. *innocent face*
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.” Not really,
8 You take naps. Don’t all mommies?
9. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers. no dog but most likely,
10. You’re the one calling the police because kids next door won’t turn down the stereo. Yeah, usually
11. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. No car payment
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 1 am, right? Or is it 3?
13. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. No, sleeping on the couch makes my back feel better
14. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign thatdoesn’t apply to you and can’t find one.Nope, not at all